Bestiality question that everyone must answer

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Bestiality question that everyone must answer

Postby DrHat » 03 Jul 2013 21:24

Ladies & Gentlekanes,

Upon a startling revelation to Crimson Garuga, it was revealed that in Denmark, bestiality is in fact a legal activity, and there are brothels (http://aftermathnews.wordpress.com/2006/10/02/europeans-pay-big-for-beastiality-at-barnyard-brothels/) where people can actually pay to indulge in this activity.

It was then decided, on a sudden whim, that everyone had to pick a real animal that they'd fuck (on the pre-text that they HAD to fuck an animal). Now the rest of you are required to pick an animal as well and provide a reason why.

So far the list is:

DrHat - Horse (Because they are pretty)
Garmon - Horse (They are so big I won't hurt them)
Zaniwoop - Horse (Because a horse is better than a dog)
SgtHerhi - Hippo (I like my animal big and chunky)
Maizel - Koala (They can't defend themselves)
Crimson Garuga - Wallaby (Because red kangaroos are too big and will fuck you up)
Crypski - Miniature pony (Because they are cute and I might fill it)
Narach - Walrus (If you get tired of one fold, theres always many more)
Linnwolf - Snow Leopard (Because its fluffy)
Alexcia - Big cat (tiger, leopard, etc. Why: Because they are big, hard and dominant)
RageAgainsttheCondom - Sheep (because they are soft and furry (???))
Cune - Chick (baby chicken) (Because they go "poof")
Olle1337 - Ape (because it is a close relative to humans)
UncleBensRiceTime - Porcupine (Because I'm into that sort of thing)
Thelonelyshadow - Octupus (Because they are already wet, and nice, and open)
Felhorn - Rattlesnake (Because it is a natural vibrator)
Ryane Omega - Beaver (Because they have an automatic spanking tail)
Xela109 - Gold fish (Because they wet and slippery)
Pockit - Panda (Because their a nice and rare catch)
Vurified - Komodo Dragon (Because they've got funny faces.)
Tim Chambers - Whale Because big things need loving too.
Kamrat - Wasp (Because he hates them and this way they will die, and he gets a bigger dick.)
Cake - Dolphin (Why?)
Chav (Nigel) - Ant (Why?)
Moonsteel - Reindeer - Because I want someone "deer" and horny...
Tywin - An eagle - Because "America! Fuck yeah!"
Where is the graveyard of dead gods? What lingering mourner waters their mounds? Gods rise and fall; they are only gods after all...

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Re: Bestiality question that everyone must answer

Postby Garmon » 04 Jul 2013 12:08

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Re: Bestiality question that everyone must answer

Postby FerretMaster » 04 Jul 2013 23:31

Do I need to provide a detailed explanation?

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Re: Bestiality question that everyone must answer

Postby Garmon » 04 Jul 2013 23:37

FerretMaster wrote:Do I need to provide a detailed explanation?


Yes
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Re: Bestiality question that everyone must answer

Postby Ryane Omega » 05 Jul 2013 15:58

Unicorn - Coz they have a horn and i guess that makes them horny all the time

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Re: Bestiality question that everyone must answer

Postby SgtHerhi » 05 Jul 2013 23:02

Hey. Unicorns aint allowed, someone tried that when we were doing this on TS! No fictional stuff or humans or niggers!

yes, I still find that nigger joke amusing, sorry :lol:
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Re: Bestiality question that everyone must answer

Postby Ryane Omega » 06 Jul 2013 01:52

Unicorns are real!! I have seen one... once! I promise i wasn't not drunk!

But then i would screw:
Beaver - They have an automatic spanking tail!

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Re: Bestiality question that everyone must answer

Postby Zaphy » 11 Jul 2013 21:35

Dolphin, because i've read the guide on how to do it already...

http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/threads/5860 ... you-should

Time to find me a dolphin...

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Re: Bestiality question that everyone must answer

Postby Ico » 12 Jul 2013 12:58

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